is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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