David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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