I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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