Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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