Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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What a dumb baby whore.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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