just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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