i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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