Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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