well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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