so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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