i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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