this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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