I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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