what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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