He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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