Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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