If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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