Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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