Sry I called you an 8
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I checked into jail on foursquare
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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