exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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