don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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