Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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