ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I am midnight drunk by noon
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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