Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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