Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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