The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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