Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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