so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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