saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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