well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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