I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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