My brain says no but my pants say off.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
it was like eating out sand paper
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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