They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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