i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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