it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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