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They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
not ubering you a puppy
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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