Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize