what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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