Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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