VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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