Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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