I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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