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say what?
wanna hang out?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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