I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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