Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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