if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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