What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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