Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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