you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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