Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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